HOW IT BEGAN
The reason the Bull Moose Party was resurrected.
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The History of Mooseville is at the top on the New York Times - best sellers list of non fiction books. |
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Moose was an adopted only child. His father was in the retail business and his mother |
NEWS YOU TELL US
We have no reporters.
WE PRINT THE NEWS WE GET FROM THE FOLKS WHO TELL US WHAT THEY WANT US TO KNOW.
900 - BAD - NEWS
If you have news & want to tell us anonymously -
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| Moose owns the Phone Company |
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MOOSE TAKES A TRIP MOOSE IS OFF TO VISIT HIS SUPPORTERS TO RAISE MONEY
| OFFICIAL White House PHOTO |
| by Hosea Elk Jr. |
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MOOSE TO TAX ELECTRICITY USED IN ELECTRIC VEHICLES
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| Cutlery |
| Leather |
| BEST PRICES IN TOWN |
| The only place in town
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Chicago Ill. 1912
BULL MOOSE PARTY CONVENTION
TR SPEAKS "WE CAN HAVE NO 50 - 50 ALLEGIANCE IN THIS COUNTRY.
EITHER A MAN IS AN AMERICAN AND NOTHING ELSE, OR HE IS NOT AN AMERICAN AT ALL." |
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Don't just hang out |
| Hang Out |
| at the Pool Hall |
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| FRANKLYN BILLARDS |
| Next to the Opera House |
| Since 1899
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| MOOSEVLLE |
| TAX & LEGAL |
| SERVICE |
| We take no liability |
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We Can Save You Money and Get You A Refund
WE WILL SEND YOUR TAX RETURN TO WASHINGTON AND HELP YOUR TAX RETURN GET LOST IN THE CRAZY MESS SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR A LONG TIME.
Do your taxes at home and just bring them in.
We are located next to the Court House so it's EASY FOR US TO DEFEND YOU. |
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| Mexico 5 Days / 4 Nights $199 |
by Ox Cart |
| Hawaii 7 Days / 6 Nights $399 |
in Steerage |
| Cancun 10 Days / 7 Nights $599 |
Sleep anywhere |
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MOOSEVILLE FOLLIES
Reserve your tickets
THE MOOSEVILLE FOLLIES THEATER
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Book Now call FOR BOOK - 367 - 2665 and we will place your bet as well.
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THE OTHER
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New Lincoln NAVIGATOR
No Foreign Cars In Mooseville |
WE ONLY BUY AMERICAN |
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EVERYONE GETS A CHANCE
FREE DRINK WHEN YOU REGISTER |
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| THE MOOSEVILLE DIRT
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| Happings in Mooseville |
| Crime & Punishment |
| Who got Busted? |
| Who went to jail? |
| Who got away with it? |
| Who's sleeping around? |
| TELL US FIRST |
| We Pay Good |
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| MOOSEVILLE RIVIERA |
| Original play by Moose |
| For reservations call |
TOO - MUCH (866-6824)
#1 by Mooseville AMERICAN |
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| CASINOS OPEN |
| 7 Days a week |
| 24 HOURS A DAY |
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TO WHOME IT MAY CONCERN
All of this website (GoMoose.org) is fiction. The names, characters, places and incidents are products of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, persons (living or dead), companies, corporations, businesses, governments, politicians, political parties or Santa Claus is entirely coincidental.
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| Logos, brands, or other trademarks featured in this website are the property of their respective trademark holders. |
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This is a LAM·POON.
A written attack ridiculing a person, group, or institution. |
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RONALD REAGAN stopped by the White House just after the inauguration to congratulate Moose and mention to him a few things that he learned while being the president.
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CONSTITUENTS SPEAK Moose welcomes his constituents BLOG and takes there options and ideas seriously. |
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BE READY FOR THE
| ANTLER CONTEST |
| at the Festival |
GET YOUR TICKETS
| REGISTER EARLY |
| PRIZES FOR ALL |
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| Call - FES - TIVAL |
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It is rumored that Moose is thinking about a Fair and Balanced method to levy a tax on air. |
Make America Great Again
WE NEED A POLITICAL CHANGE
Your country can use the change.
Enough of the same old thing in Washington.
Moose has taken a vow to clean up your country.
You heard it before but now it can be done.
He started it all with the tax cut. |
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MOOSEVILLE ASPHALT
| Mooseville Rd. cor Elk |
800 - FIX - HOLE |
PLUG ANY HOLE WITH ASPHALT
| Roof |
| Tent holes |
| Bolt holes |
| Driveways |
| Cylinders |
| Kitchen Leaks |
| Plumbing |
| Air vents |
| Bathrooms |
| Electric box |
| Dog runs |
| Auto bodies |
| Truck beds |
| Boats |
| Pools |
| Plastic |
| Metal |
ANY HOLE YOU CAN THINK OF |
We Plug Anything ! |
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You can have any color you wish as long as it is Black |
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| The only church in town |
| STARTED BY MOOSE |
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| 4 AM English |
| Corner Elk & Moose Roads |
ALL ARE WELCOME
WE TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR |
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| The ELK |
| Casino |
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| PLAY FREE |
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| $20.00 |
SLOT COUPON
$10 for HIM & $10 for HER |
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| $20.00 |
SLOT COUPON
$10 for HE plus $10 for SHE |
$10 for HER & $10 for SHE |
| Free overnight RV parking |
| LIVE HERE AND GAMBLE |
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MOOSES'S HILTON Robert Montgomery - All week in Dinner at 8. Call 888 - 8888 for seats.
STANDING IS HALF PRICE
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MOOSEVILLE FILM FESTIVAL
GO TO THE MOVIES
| Carole Lombard & Fredric March |
| NOTHING SACRED |
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| Humphrey Bogart |
| KNOCK ON ANY DOOR |
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| Charles Boyer & Susan Hayward |
| BACK STREET |
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| William Powell |
| MY MAN GODFREY |
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| John Wayne & William Holden |
| THE HORSE SOLDIERS |
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| Jean Arthur & Cary Grant |
| ONLY ANGELS HAVE WINGS |
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| MOOSEVILLE |
| is for Tourists |
| WELCOME |
| TOURISTS |
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| MOOSEVILLE |
| is for Lovers |
| WELCOME |
| LOVERS |
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THIS IS SATIRE.
Saitre is primarily a literary genre or form, although in practice it can also be found in the graphic and performing art, in and in pictures. Satire can be found on the Internet.
In satire, vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, and society itself, into improvement
Although satire is usually meant to be funny, its greater purpose is often constructive social criticism, using wit as a weapon.
A common feature of satire is strong irony or sarcasm—"in satire, irony is militant"—but parody, burlesque, exaggeration, juxtaposition, comparison, analogy, and double entendre are all frequently used in satirical speech and writing.
This "militant" irony or sarcasm often professes to approve of (or at least accept as natural) the very things the satirist wishes to attack.
Satire is found in many artistic forms of expression, including print, literature, plays, commentary, and media. Satire is on the Internet. (Use these definations for this web site.) |
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| THIS IS A FARCE |
A Farce is a comedy which aims at entertaining by means of unlikely,
extravagant, and improbable situations, which may include word play.
Farces are often highly incompre - hensible plot-wise.
A Farce is also
characterized by humor, the use of deliberate absurdity or nonsense. (Use these definations for this web site.) |
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MOOSE BLOGS Moose has a BLOG that he faithfully keeps up.
Moose wants the folks to know his thoughts.
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Moose's sister in law got drunk eating fermented apples - Authorities called.
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IMPACT SEGMENT ANNUAL FESTIVAL
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FUN - THIS WEEKEND - FOR 4 DAYS
Moose presents the Festival in honor of the
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| Ulysses S. Grant |
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| James Garfield |
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| Grover Cleveland |
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| Richard Nixon |
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| Ronald Reagan |
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| Bill Clinton |
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| Spiro Agnew VP |
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Talking Points is brought to you by THE FOLKS WHO ELECTED MOOSE
A Political Action Committee. "We must spend the money so we don't have to give it back."
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MOOSE WASH
| 99999 - 99 Mooseville Road Corner of Think Tank Road |
ACCROSS THE ROAD FROM THE FLEA MARKET
Every 2nd Monday of the week is a
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| AT THE FLEA |
| MARKET |
| Across the street from the MOOSE WASH |
| Hours midnight to 4 AM |
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| We sublet the space |
| when it ain't used |
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| BEST SALE |
| WE EVER HAD |
| (Until next week) |
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We have no phone so we can sell cheaper
| The best price does |
| not include service |
| In business for the for seeable future. |
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BEAUTY SHOP |
We cut short with the clipper |
| $10.00 OFF |
| Our Already Low Prices |
COME IN TODAY FOR A FREE ESTIMATE
IT'S QUICK
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Mooses |
| Casino |
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| $1,000,000 |
| SLOTS |
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| GET TWO |
| FREE DOUBLE DRINKS |
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Moose's Hotel, Casino and Convention Center
Runs all week - Fri. to Thurs.
Bring your own water.
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| AT THE GRANGE |
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This Saturday Night
HOOTENANNY |
| Staring |
| WILBER HOOT
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| ANNIE NANNY |
| Equilateral |
| Isosceles |
| Scalene |
| Oblique |
| Obtuse |
| Acute |
| Right |
| COME EARLY |
| Free Lessons |
| DRINK AND |
| STAY LATE |
No round or circle dancing |
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| MOOSEVILLE |
| SOCIAL SERVICES |
Come to the |
| VD |
| CLINIC |
Located under old City Hall ENTRANCE IN REAR FOR YOUR PRIVACY |
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| Make new friends. |
| See old friends and |
| Bimbos |
TALK ABOUT YOUR |
EXRPERIENCE |
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It's Therapy |
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Save energy at night SLEEP WITH SOMEONE
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GET THE MOST FROM YOUR WATER
SHOWER WITH SOMEONE
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| (1) A concise, often satirical writing.
(2) A terse, sage or witty saying.
(3) A political farce, visual or written.
The plot depends upon a skillfully exploited situation rather than upon the development of characters.
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| THIS IS A SPOOF |
| A Spoof is to deceive or to make good - natured fun of someone, something or politics. (Use these definations for this web site.) |
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| Tell your friends about GoMoose.org |
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Beware of our opposition.
Beware of half truths.
Beware of misconceptions.
Beware of innuendos.
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MOOSE'S FIRST COUSIN SPOTTED
Leader: EURASIAN ELK clan
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PAPARIZZI by Hosea ELK Jr. |
THINK TANK LEEK Thaddeus Theodore Roosevelt Elk, Director of the Moose Think Tank, will become Secretary of State.
When Moose got to Washington he and the first lady met some interesting people --- all of whom had their own agendas.
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MORE NEWS WHEN SOMEONE TELLS US
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If you can't or won't pay we can help !
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GIVE US YOUR HOME AND WE WILL FIND
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We'll modify your loan so good you won't own your home no more.
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| Johnathan Justice |
| Crooke, Esquire |
| Negligence Advocate |
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| Fast |
| Ambulance Chaser |
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WE LISTEN TO COP RADIO AND GET TO THE ACCIDENT FAST |
| As an example, but not limited to: |
| Auto Collisions |
| Catastrophic Injuries |
| Motorcycle Collisions |
| Pedestrian Injuries |
| Accidental Death |
| Truck Accidents |
| Construction Injury |
| Uninsured Motorist |
| Insurance Bad Faith |
| Dangerous Products |
| Accidents at work |
| We have had verdicts as high as $200 million |
Do you know of anyone who has been in any form of an accident, anyplace?
Any accident with or without a vehicle involved - Call
DON'T FEEL GOOD ?
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WE WILL PREPARE YOUR TAXES BUT WE DON'T SIGN THEM - YOU DO.
This way, know one knows who done them and then we send your return to MOOSEVILLE TAX & LEGAL SERVICE |
He is my brother and he pays me a referral fee.
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The Crooked Building |
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Prominent Mooseville Attorney, Johnathan Justice Crooke, who is related to Moose, will become the Attorney General. |
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LEGAL |
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No Lawyer Needed! |
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Get any document you want !
| CHANGE THE WORDING TO YOUR LIKING |
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| S - Corp / C - Corp |
| Non - Profit 501c3 |
| LLC |
| Patents |
| Trademarks |
| Business Advisor |
| Dead Will |
| Living Will |
| Living Trust |
| Power of Attorney |
| Divorce |
| Bankruptcy |
| Personal Advisor |
| Copyright |
| Name Change |
| Real Estate Lease |
| Real Estate Deed |
| Business Names |
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Use Your Credit Card |
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Download the words into your word processing software and PRINT.
| We are compatible with all computers and software.
You can print it in numbers, no letters, with Excel or Lotus. |
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WE WILL DEFEND YOUR RIGHTS TO YOUR LAST PENNY
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GLORIA ALLREADY ATTORNEY
| WE SUE ANYBODY |
| WITH YOUR MONEY |
| THE ALLREADY BUILDING |
The biggest building in town |
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LOOK FOR MY CAR PARKED IN FRONT OF MY BUILDING |
IT'S THE BIGGEST CAR IN MOOSEVILLE |
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| A POLITICIAN |
| A FRIEND |
| A COMPANY
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| AN EMPLOYER |
| AN EMPLOYEE |
| AN ENEMY |
| AN OLD TEACHER |
| AN OLD CLASSMATE
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| YOUR BOSS |
| OR JUST WANT TO GET EVEN WITH THE WORLD |
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We create the publicity. We handle the press. Only we talk to the press. YOU CAN'T
We keep the rights to your story including all book and movie rights.
| WE NOGATIATE |
| IN YOUR BEST |
| INTEREST |
We handle all your money.
We decide for you.
We pay all expenses pertaining to your case and our own fees from your money.
We put you on a budget
and we keep the difference.
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You Have No Worries
| We can find an action for your class. |
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Paid for by Gloria Allready
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I approve of this message. Gloria |
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| MOOSEVILLE TAX |
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| LEGAL SERVICE |
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| We keep you out of jail |
| Call |
| NO POKEY (667-6539) |
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See Advertisement this page |
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| The Honorable Judge |
| Charles Ponzi (Ret.) |
| NOW TAKING |
| CRIMINAL CASES |
Call call ING - RATE |
NEXT TO THE VD CLINIC |
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MOOSEVILLE |
UNEMPLOYMENT BUREAU |
MOOSEVILLE |
VISITORS BUREAU |
C'mon Down To |
| MOOSEVILLE |
| We got the money |
| to fix up from |
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| But We Ain't Got
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